"GP's with varying amounts of experience acting like muppets"
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't call just because it's Monday morning and you are busy. We are too!
- Don't call just because it's Friday afternoon and you want to go home.
- Don't call because it's 18:30 and you want to go home.
- Don't call for chest pain and leave alone in a side room.
- Don't call for 'chest pain' just to get a quick response for your panic attack.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't call for meningitis and not treat it.
- Don't wait for the ambulance to start CPR. It's not beneath you.
- Don't call an ambulance for a patient you have not yet seen or spoken to.
- Don't say "It's above your pay grade". Ever.
- Don't leave us to guess what is wrong with your patient.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't refer to 'medics' and then not refer to medics.
- Don't call because you are running late with your appointments.
- Don't book an ambulance for a patient well enough to get a lift or taxi.
- Don't call an ambulance and say 'within 4 hours'. That isn't an emergency.
- Don't leave your receptionist to give the hand over.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't refuse to come out. If hospital was appropriate we would be there.
- Don't call for a CVA without checking blood sugar! The slurred speech is a hypo!
- Don't call for 'diabetic problems' without checking blood sugar.
- Don't leave a patient on their own when they are peri-arrest.
- Don't call for a panic attack. It isn't an emergency.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't talk down to me.
- Don't give me sarcastic answers to my questions.
- Don't leave someone having a heart attack alone.
- Don't call for someone having a heart attack and not give aspirin or GTN.
- Don't roll your eyes when I ask you a question.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't tell me I HAVE to take a patient somewhere they are refusing to go.
- Don't call if your patient has a cold. It's a cold. They'll get over it.
- Don't call the DIB and low oxygen levels then not give oxygen.
- Don't call us for an asthma attack and not treat it.
- Don't leave your asthma attack unattended.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't lie to me.
- Don't leave us to guess what room you have hidden the patient in.
- Don't tell us a stretcher is required when you have stairs.
- Don't tell us a chair is required when your patient has a cut hand.
- Don't call us to a head injury and not put a dressing on.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't leave a letter that is completely unreadable.
- Don't call an ambulance for a patient who has refused hospital.
- Don't call an ambulance and not tell the patient we are coming.
- Don't call an ambulance and not tell your patient why.
- Don't send a patient home in their car and then call 999 for them.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't call for anaphylaxis and not give adrenaline.
- Don't call for a hypo and not give glucose or glucagon.
- Don't leave a 95 year old with a pulse of 28 alone. CPR is inevitable.
- Don't say it's immediately life threatening when it clearly isn't.
- Don't call an ambulance when one has already been and referred on to you. The patient will still refuse hospital. You need to visit.
- Don't leave seriously ill people in the waiting room.
- Don't ask your receptionist to call an ambulance and not say why.
- Don't say 'MI' on the phone unless you have ECG proof. It's just chest pain.
- Don't send a patient with chest pain home and then call an ambulance there because you are closing for lunch. Seriously. Bad form.
- Oh, and for god's sake, get a bloody defibrillator! If Tesco can have one, a GP surgery can have one.
GPs have a very difficult job to do, they really do. They have to see and treat everyone for every possible medical condition and they are hugely oversubscribed. I do think though, that this is the case because most refuse to work outside of Monday-Friday 08:30-18:30. This causes the Monday backlog and the Friday rush. Outside of those times we are left referring to a skeleton staff of OOH GPs who don't have the time to see everyone. And I did say most! There are some brilliant GPs who do regular home visits, give great handovers and are everything you want from a GP. Maybe if GPs worked unsociable hours as part of their £100,000 salary some of the pressure would be relieved. In the meantime, being sensible about who requires an ambulance would go some way to easing pressure on the already bulging A & E departments. If the GPs are to be in charge of the NHS they'll have to stop looking after themselves and see the bigger picture. Then again, what do I know, I'm just a stretcher monkey and this is way above my pay-grade!
As always, if there is any I have forgotten, leave it in the comments and i'll add!
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